Friday, February 26, 2010

Practical Magic

by Alice Hoffman

Quotes I like:

"The moon is always jealous of the heat of the day, just as the sun always longs for something dark and deep."

"Eventually, Sally didn't have the heart to fight back. She wore dark clothes and tried not to be noticed. She pretended she wasn't smart and never raised her hand in class. She disguised her own nature so well that after a while she grew uncertain of her own abilities. In time she made sure to sit in the back and to keep her mouth firmly shut. Still they would not let her be."

"Some people cannot be warned away from disaster. You can try, you can put up every alert, but they'll still go their own way."

"If you took all the trouble most people got into and boiled it down for twenty-four hours, you'd wind up with something the size of a Snickers candy bar. But if you melted down all the trouble Gillian Owens got herself into, not to mention all the grief she caused herself, you'd have yourself a sticky old mess as tall as the statehouse in Boston."

"A baby is easier to prevent then to raise."

"She gave off a lemony oder, which was a mixture of equal parts rage and despair."

"Sometimes the right thing felt all wrong until it was over and done with."

"...it might be a good idea for everyone who works in the school to have a grin surgically applied in order to be ready when parents come in and complain. False cheer is draining though, and if you pretend long enough there's always the possibility that you'll become an automaton."

"His own mom went into therapy two weeks after he was born, that's how difficult he was and continues to be. He simply refuses to be like anyone else. He just won't allow it."

"What if she isn't as special as she thought she was? What if her beauty fades as soon as she passes eighteen, the way that it does with some girls, who have no idea that they've peaked until it's all over and they glance in the mirror to discover they no longer recognize themselves?"

"A halo around the moon is always a sign of disruption, either a change in the weather, a fever to come, or a streak of bad fortune that won't go away. But when it's a double ring, all tangled and snarled, like an agitated rainbow or a love affair gone wrong, anything can happen."

"Trouble is just like love, after all; it comes in unannounced and takes over before you've had a chance to reconsider, or even to think."

"In her opinion, everything goes wrong if you give it enough time. Close your eyes, count to three, and chances are you'll have some sort of disaster creeping up on you."

"In time you can get used to anything, including anger or fear."

..."he might as well live, he might as well say to hell with it and, for once, just go out and do as he pleases."

"She thinks it over, and what it all adds up to it spite."

"She wonders if she has something other people don't. Intuition or hope-she wouldn't know what to call it. Perhaps wht she has is the simple ability to know that something has changed and is changing still, under this dark and starry sky."

"People want to ignore what they can't understand. They're looking for logic at any cost."

"She was bad luck, ill-fated and unfortunate as the plague."

"Helplessness and anger make for predictable behavior: children are certain to shove each other and pull hair, teenagers will call each other names and cry, and grown women will say words so cruel that each syllable will take on the form of a snake, although such a snake often circles in on itself to eat its own tail once the words are said aloud."

"There's a lot of spite in this damn little town. There's a whole lot of get-even."

"She measured herself harshly. She still did."

"Even after a women proved herself innocent of any wrongdoing-that still didn't mean she'd be welcome in town or that anyone believed she wasn't guilty of something."

"You can tell just by looking at her that she never backed down or valued anyone's opinion above her own. She always believed that experience was not simply the best teacher, it was the only one."

"....Fate. As if they were meant to be together from the start and every single thing they'd ever done in their lives had been leading to this moment. If you thought that way, you could fall asleep without regret. You could put your whole life in place, with the sadness and the sorrow, and still feel that at last you had everything you'd ever wanted. In spite of the lousy odds and all the wrong turns, you might actually discover that you were the one who'd won."

"...When they don't care if they make fools of themselves, when taking a risk seems the safest thing to do, and walking a tightrope or throwing themselves into white-water rapids feels like child's play compared with a single kiss, then they'll understand what falling head over heels in love is."

"Math plus desire equals who you are." (cells + cells=heredity)

"She kept on reading. It didn't mean she wasn't listening. She had the ability to talk about one thing and concentrate on another."

"The more you pull away, the lonelier you are, until humans seem an alien race, with customs and a language you can't begin to understand."

"Pride is a funny thing; it can make what is truly worthless appear to be a treasure. As soon as you let go of it, pride shrinks to the size of a fly, but one that has no head, and no tail, and no wings with which to lift itself off the ground."

"On especially hot days, when you'd like to murder whoever crosses you, or at least give him a good slap, drink lemonade instead."

"Lightning like love, is never ruled by logic. Accidents happen, and they always will."

"What drives him is figuring out the way of things; the final factor that makes a person act that way can be so damn elusive, but you can always find some motivation, if you look hard enough. The wrong word said at the wrong time, a gun in the wrong hand, the wrong man who kisses you just right. Money, love, or fury--those are the causes for most everything. You can usually uncover the truth, or a version of it at any rate, if you ask enough questions; if you close your eyes and imagine the way it might have been, how you might have reacted if you'd had enough, if you just couldn't find it in you to care anymore."

"They know he will never deceive them or disappoint them-that's the way he's built."

"Once a moron, always a moron," she says into the phone. "Of course you know. I know you know. The real question is, Why don't you do something about it?"

"She's an idiot. Is that a federal offense? She was warped by the circumstances of her childhood, then she went out and screwed things up for herself as an adult to ensure that it would all match."

"That just goes to show you that you can never tell about a person by guessing. That's why language was invented. Otherwise, we'd all be like dogs, sniffing each other to find out where we stood."

"ATTRACTION, SHE NOW UNDERSTANDS, IS A STATE OF MIND."

"It's the color of regret, it's the color of heartbreak, the gray of doves and early morning."

"By the time she runs down the bluestone path, it doesn't make a bit of difference what other people think or what they believe."

"Always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder. Keep rosemary by your garden gate. Add pepper to your mashed potatoes. Plant roses and lavender, for luck. Fall in love whenever you can."

I liked the book. It made me feel dreamy and self-reflective. What my husband calls "bat crazy". Wouldn't we all like some special "practical magic" to turn on when we needed it?

The movie was great too. Loved the people they picked for all the parts...and the soundtrack too!




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Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Over my Dead Body

by Michelle Barsley

Since the Twilight books and movies have become so popular, vampire romance books are everywhere. This book called to me when I walked past it at the library. It was a funny book, written in a style that I liked. I eventually want to read her others. I also am forever grateful to this author because she talked about the Bobbie Faye books in the back of her book, and I am now so hooked on them! Bobbie Faye has become my favorite imaginary friend in the world!

Quotes I like:

"I don't want mythical, romance novel intimacy. I want affection. I want the simple touch of another. The pleasure derived from the simple gestures of laughing together, holding hands, and heartfelt kisses."

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

The Fun House

by Dean R. Koontz
I love Dean R. Koontz, and I've read all of his books many times. This book is not one of my favorites. I could think of so many alternate endings that would make it better. However, I still have to read it again every year anyway.

Quotes I Like:

"Happy families are all alike. Every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way." (Leo Tolstoy)

"You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along.' (Anna Roosevelt)

Sunday, February 21, 2010

The Third Child

by Marge Percy

A book that had a lot of politics in it. Something I don't really enjoy....however, the characters were great!

Quotes I liked:

"She felt as if she abandoned past selves like snakeskins of shame along her bumpy route towards adulthood. She viewed herself as a project under construction, the road all torn up, piles of dirt heaped to the left and right, dump trucks coming and going, cranes digging away. She would remake herself; she would be somebody strong and important. " Eventually.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

The Lone Wolf

by Kathryn Lansky

A good kid's book that tells the story thorough the animals' point of view. Now I can't wait for the next book in the series to see what happens next. However, since this book just came out in Dec., it's probably going to be a while.

I want to do some research on wolves now as well!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Chosen to Die

by Lisa Jackson

The Star Crossed serial killer continues ...until he's over. Now, I still have some unanswered questions.

Who is the real father of the mystery, given up for adoption, baby?
Why did Santana give up on women prior to Regan Pescoli?
What happened in Selena's background that made her give up on people?
What was the perfect purpose the killer kept talking about that the cops were too dumb to "get"?

I like these characters (except for the killer of course), but these books suck me in and make me block out the rest of the world. I'm not ready to do that again, so I'm avoiding her other 22 books! (for now)

Quotes I liked:

"As she sank into unconsciousness, she felt no fear; just a hard edged determination that if she ever got the chance she was going to take this son of a bitch down. Way down."

"Still he felt it. The little premonition of dread that caused the hairs on the back of his neck to bristle and stomach acid to crawl up his throat whenever trouble was brewing."

.."he just used common sense, kindness, and determination."

"Still getting into trouble I see."
"Yeah, it's a habit, I can't seem to break."

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Lady Luck's Map of Vegas

by Barbara Samuel

"It's a burden when your whole life is a lie. You start getting confused over what's true and what's not. There's not a soul on this earth who knows me for who I really am. It's not real pretty, you understand, and I've got a lot to answer for."

63 year old Eldora and her 40 year old daughter, India, go on a road trip to Vegas. They are also looking for Gypsy, India's mentally ill, artistic twin. Eldora tells India her real, unedited, life story on the way.

Quotes I like:

"She seems a ditzy sort, my mother, but her taste in music is as vast and varied as her taste in books, and there is an entire bedroom devoted to her collection of books."

"I didn't have many girlfriends, which sometimes hurt my heart, and I didn't have a mother to tell me it was jealousy, plain and simple. Or so I tell myself now. Maybe I just wasn't that likable."

"Maybe I'm my own curse, which is more likely. My own luck, all the way around, bad and good."

"In this small city, all I'd ever be was Nobody on the Highway to Nowhere."

"It's true, you just have no idea what love means until a child swells your heart up like that. Love doesn't necessarily mean you're a good parent, however."

"There comes a point where you just have to move on, instead of standing there howling and nursing your wounds. Everybody gets body-slammed by life once in a while, and how you get through it is what shows your character."

"When you get right down to it, that's all there is. Love. Not the neat kind you put in a card and spritz with cologne, but all of it, the big messy mucky kinds and the imperfect kinds. That'd make a good neon sign, wouldn't it? All love. All the time.

Saturday, February 13, 2010

What was I Thinking? 58 Bad Boyfriend Stories

Edited by Barbara Davilman and Liz Dubelman

Not really a man bashing book...more of a finally finding common sense book. Tales of the "a-ha moment when you realized it just had to be over!"

Quotes I like:

"Fee-fi-fi-fun, I smell the blood of someone dumb."

"Another one of those deal breakers is to tell me, "What you're trying to say is...." "I don't try to say anything. If anything, I try not to say stuff. It's effortless for me to say whatever I want to say. I don't need to go to great lengths trying to explain myself or make myself clear, or deliver to you that secret passive-aggressive message I have lurking in the back of my head that I want you to figure out after you talk to me for a while. I'll tell you. I won't try to tell you."

"There were lots of times I could see my therapist editing herself...trying everything in her power not to fly out of the comfy leather chair and throttle me until I returned from my yearlong vacation in Crazytown. (Which by the way, is only a quick train ride away from Funkytown, which I've heard is much more fun.) She managed to hold herself back, but I could see her frustration as she rubbed her forehead."

"Ya know, you dodged a bullet with that one, right? You would've lost yourself completely."
"I walked out of the psychics' storefront realizing that this stranger had just said the exact same thing that every person in my life had been telling me all along. It's just that she spoke my language."

"You're all about how it shouldn't matter what a person does for a living, and that your job doesn't define who you are. (Which now that you are older and wiser, you totally disagree with. Now you think that what you choose to do for a full third of our day-to-day existence does in fact have a lot to do with who you are. And if it doesn't, it should!)'

"I was starting to like my date. He was sort of funny, at least I think he was, I often confuse mental illness with other things, like genius, or a great sense of humor."

"So it was not all bad....just mostly."

"On our first date, he wore a t-shirt that read, 'You could do worse.' turned out to be true...but barely."

"Now I have what you could call a big personality. I like to talk. I like to voice my opinions. I like to tell stories and jokes. Sometimes I can be so comfortable being myself, that I can be in the company of someone else and they can get ignored. Think of me as an only child with siblings. For some people this works really well. Because I am this self-amused I have completely missed glaring defects about people that I feel I am close to. For example, I had a friend in high school that I hung out with for a year before I noticed he had only one hand. Seriously."
'Everybody on the football team acts like they don't notice that I am different.'
'Is it because you're black?'
'Black?! I only have one hand.'
Stare

"The relationship was grounding. Funny word, grounding. People are always using it as a good thing, as in centered, stabilized. Of course the flip side is, when you are grounded, you can't get off the motherfucking ground. And I wanted so much to fly."

"I'd say hi." He'd say, "Wish I was."

Friday, February 12, 2010

The Sweet Potato Queens' 1st Big-Ass Novel

Stuff we didn't actually do, but could have, and may yet.
by Jill Conner Browne w/ Karin Gillespie

Makes me wish I was southern, and built, and daring!
(and able to eat all of those calories without growing as big as a barn)

Quotes I like:

"Nature, it seems, is much kinder to caterpillars than to thirteen year old girls. When a caterpillar is busy turning into a butterfly, are other caterpillars allowed to watch, point, and snicker? Nosiree Bob. The caterpillar is locked up tight in its cocoon, and if anyone should come knocking, the caterpillar says, 'Go away! Can'tcha see I'm in here metamorphosing?' But a 13 year old girl is forced to change in plain sight of the whole world!"

"It it ain't fun, we ain't doing it. Polka's fun, Patsy offered. Good Suggestion, Swiss Miss, Mary Bennett said. I am particulary fond of strip poker."

"You know....hunny, girls who look like YOU gen'lly have to be NICE- you ain't NEARLY good -lookin' enough to be such a fuckin' bitch!"

"She has a moustache." "I wouldn't discount a mustache so quickly," Mary Bennett said. "Just means the girl has plenty of testosterone coursing through her veins. She's prolly a wildcat between the sheets."

"Don't fret, hunny," Mary Beth said, "There's no shame in being sent to the loony bin. Everybody goes a little crazy now and then."

"He's tall, dark, and handsome," Mary Bennet said, "He thinks the sun shines out my ass and he is an absolute MINK in bed- Jill, hunny, he knows ALL ABOUT, ' the little man in the boat'!"

"Have you ever thought 'bout mindin' your own fuckin' business?"
"Hell no!"

"I never wear panties to a party. Panty lines, you know."

"When someone knocks you down. You gotta get right back. No point in wallowing in it."

"Getting everything to go well at once is like trying to stuff an octopus under the bed. One leg's always flopping out."

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

it's a CHick Thing

Celebrating the Wild Side of Women's FrIendship
edited by Ame Mahler Beanland & Emily Miles Terry

A book that reminds you to play, be wild, and submit your own chapter!

It also reminds me that I've lost most of my friends. We've all grown up, moved apart, and immersed ourselves in our own lives.

Here's a summary of the friends I now miss!

the "I've Seen You with Braces (hers), Bell-Bottoms (ours) and 80's Hair (mine)" friend: Yvonne



  • playing basketball in the rain
  • riding around in her car (and getting stopped by the cops) when she had no license
  • men, music (Neil Young), and dancing at the Cortland Street Fair
  • peach wine (hate peach to this day) and tacos (what were we thinking?)
  • shared jeans so tight we had to use pliers to pull them up
  • holding her train at her wedding reception, so she could pee
  • seeing her holding her child for the first time and realizing, "Oh flip, we grew up!"

the "Wild Woman" : Sara

  • sneaking a dirty magazine into the locker room to show brotherless me what a naked man really looked like
  • teaching me the rules to strip poker and making me play while in mixed company
  • doing what she wanted with who she wanted and awakening me to the idea that the word judgement shouldn't be in any one's vocabulary
  • buying me the book 200 reasons Why a Cucumber is Better Than a Man for my 16th birthday (funny as hell...wish I could remember what happened to it...)
  • crazy pranks

my Bestest Friend: Criss

  • slumber parties
  • poem books
  • sneaking out/getting caught
  • perverted cheers
  • secrets
  • our own adventures in babysitting
  • passing notes
  • boy 'stalking'
  • skipping school and making spaghetti

the Loyal Friend: Donna

  • hiding in our lockers (can you believe we fit?)
  • wearing an outfit to school, trading clothes in the bathroom, then going home in our own clothes again
  • cheering together
  • discussing if we both liked Doug Gatton enough to fight over him
  • lending each other a shoulder to cry on no matter what

the Do or Say Anything Friend: Kelly

  • dancing at the Red Caboose
  • double dating w/ Tim Drass & Dean Rogers and her getting a ticket for running a red light
  • her addiction with Deaf Leopard and my most memorable premonition
  • the risk of her forgetting you were with her at a party and leaving you there
  • loving you no matter what...never caring how you looked, what you wore, or what you said
  • riding around in her camero
  • dressing flashdance style

the 'what happened to that girl?' friend: Me

  • weighing 103 and always worrying about my weight
  • always ready for an adventure without obsessing about consequences
  • saying exactly what was on my mind the minute I thought it
  • never caring that I was the circle that never fit the box
  • fuck-me boots, tiny black skirt, and white "sexy" gypsy top confidence
  • always in the middle of a group of friends

I wonder if they ever miss me when I'm missing them?

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Shadow of the Dragon: Book one Kira

by Kate O'Hearn

Oops, I did it again. I read the first book of a series, and now I can't find the second book.

I really got this book out of the library for Jake, and of course I had to read it.

Kira is a girl during impossible times. The king (because of an ancient prophecy) hates all unmarried girls and forces them to wed by age 12. He is also advised by an evil and jealous knight who hates Kira's father. When he comes and takes her family, Kira and her younger sister Elspeth escape into the moutains and find a baby dragon. Thus begins a fascinating adventure.

Now if only I could get my hands on Book 2: Elspeth's Story

Monday, February 8, 2010

The Demon King

"Mercy is never unbecoming, mate."

After reading, The Warrior Heir, The Wizard Heir, and The Dragon Heir, all by Cinda Williams Chima, I had to start her new series (The Seven Realms novels) beginning with The Demon King. Of course, I loved it. Now I have to wait until Sept. 2010 for the next one. As Tom Petty says, 'Waiting is the hardest part!'

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Left to Die

by Lisa Jackson

Her:
'Pescoli sighed. You know, you get pregnant and bring home a baby, this precious, innocent little bit of life whose whole future is in your hands, and you think, "I'm gonna do everything right for this kid. I'm going to be the best damn mother he could want, and his little life is going to be perfect. I'll make sure of it." He's little and sweet and inquisitive and crazy about you and .... then life happens to the kid. Little things like scraped knees and slivers and forgotten homework assignments. Then bigger things like being bullied on the playground and getting grounded'

Me:
then he's twelve and obnoxious and angry at the world and directs it all at you.

A mystery thriller about a serial killer, with the above parenting insight that I can relate too. I couldn't put this book down, and I am now anxiously awaiting Chosen to Die to become available at the library, so I can see how it ends.

Nick is so difficult right now. He's rude, loud, unkind, lazy, destructive, and oozing anger. I have to keep reminding myself that I was that way once, and it is a stage that he will outgrow.

In the book, the obnoxious children are going to regret being so nasty to their mother since she's been taken by the serial killer. I don't want anything like that to happen to me, but I do wish that Nick would actually consider my feelings too. A little appreciation for all I do for him would be nice too.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

The Magic Thief: Lost (Book 2)

by Sarah Prineas

Another book of Jake's.

Connwaer's story continues as a wizard's apprentice trying to communicate and rescue the magic without a locus magicalicus stone.

Now waiting for book 3 to be written...

Friday, February 5, 2010

The Magic Thief (book 1)

by Sarah Prineas

The story of a "street rat" Connwaer who is gifted as a pick pocket and lock picker. He eventually picks the pocket of a wizard and steals a magic stone that should of destroyed him for touching it. Since it doesn't, the wizard is intrigued and takes him as an apprentice. Connwaer has to use his street smarts and new magical skills to help save the magic and the town he lives in.

Good story that Jake got for Christmas.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Glory # 4

by Jodi Lynn

Glory has to confront her past before she can enjoy a future. She runs away and returns home in order to put it all behind her.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Glory # 3

by Jodi Lynn

Glory is found by Children Services and taken to a foster home. She can't enjoy or understand her new life because she is haunted by the "poison" she drank and the actions that resulted in her being cast out.

Modern school is a huge adjustment as well.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Glory # 2

by Jodi Lynn

Glory manages to survive the blizzard. Then she walks until she finds a barn to hide in. A modern boy finds her and helps her...

Glory is shocked to find out that the outside world isn't really how her town has described it.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Glory #1

by Jodi Lynn

Glory is a girl that lives in an old fashioned, very religious, isolated Appalachian town. The children are taught that anyone not of their town is full of evil. Glory doesn't fit well in her town since she is a tom boy. She is judged and punished for this a lot. Life is bearable though because she has Katie as a best friend. Then she gets Katie and herself into some trouble that she can't get out of. She has to drink a "poison" and be banished. She is dead to all that live there, and they drive her out.


I'm anxious to read Glory #2, but I find myself thinking a lot about the parents in this book. How could they have the strength (or weakness) to shun their own child? To allow her to be cast out into a blizzard wearing only a thin dress, shoes, and a cloak. I wouldn't care what my child did....I'd be taking her and moving out of that town!